Today is the first day of spring in the Northern Hemisphere. We live in difficult times and you probably need a break from all the bad news in the world. I know I do. That's why Number 16 is posting riddles and jokes to celebrate the first day of spring. I hope this lifts your spirits because laughter, as they say, is the best medicine. I would really like to brighten your day.
- Joanne
RIDDLES AND JOKES FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle . . . It was an ether/oar situation.
What did the clock ask the watch? . . . Hour you doing?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? . . . A tuba toothpaste.
Why don't oysters share? . . . Because they're shell-fish.
Answer: A teapot
What do you have to break before you can use it?
Answer: An egg
Jack and Bonnie have four daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many children do Jack and Bonnie have?
Answer: Five
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer: Thunderwear
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
Answer: A rocket chip
What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account?
Answer: PRIME-mates
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Answer: Wrap music
Why was the broom late for school?
Answer: It over-swept!
What kind of nut doesn't like money?
A cash-ew
- Compiled by Joanne
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