Number 16
Welcome to Number 16, the fun website that focuses on words, language and literature. It also contains quizzes and opinion pieces. Number 16 is named after my favourite number. I am Joanne Madden and I'm from Toronto, Canada. To find out what I have written on any topic, use the search box directly below. For TV trivia, please check my other website, TV Banter (www.tvbanter.net).
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Saturday, March 22, 2025
The tragic death of Alec Smith
Thursday, March 20, 2025
Riddles and jokes for the first day of spring
Today is the first day of spring in the Northern Hemisphere. We live in difficult times and you probably need a break from all the bad news in the world. I know I do. That's why Number 16 is posting riddles and jokes to celebrate the first day of spring. I hope this lifts your spirits because laughter, as they say, is the best medicine. I would really like to brighten your day.
- Joanne
RIDDLES AND JOKES FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle . . . It was an ether/oar situation.
What did the clock ask the watch? . . . Hour you doing?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? . . . A tuba toothpaste.
Why don't oysters share? . . . Because they're shell-fish.
Answer: A teapot
What do you have to break before you can use it?
Answer: An egg
Jack and Bonnie have four daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many children do Jack and Bonnie have?
Answer: Five
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer: Thunderwear
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
Answer: A rocket chip
What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account?
Answer: PRIME-mates
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Answer: Wrap music
Why was the broom late for school?
Answer: It over-swept!
What kind of nut doesn't like money?
A cash-ew
- Compiled by Joanne
Wednesday, March 19, 2025
Hail the King!
Donald Trump has appointed himself King of the World. However, he is not behaving as a constitutional monarch. He and his most ardent followers believe that he rules by the divine right of kings, that he is some kind of messiah, sent by God to save America.
We all know that Trump enjoys being flattered. He enjoys being the centre of attention. He also enjoys bullying and making people fear him. Thus, he behaves like a mob boss. Many flatter him and many fear him.. I've said it before and I will say it again. Trump is no different from any bully. He is weak inside. He is insecure. He is jelly. He is mush. He reminds me of the Wizard of Oz and the emperor who wears no clothes.
Trump is so insecure that he needs to knock people down in order to build himself up. He doesn't have the moral fibre to admit his weakness. Nor does he have the humility to acknowledge his own mistakes. Even when he loses, he always declares victory. He lost the 2020 election to Joe Biden, but will never admit it. He lost the 2024 presidential debate to Kamala Harris by a long shot, but still claimed victory.
Under King Donald (or maybe we should refer to him as Emperor Donald), the United States has rejected its traditional allies in North America, Europe and Asia. It is aiding Trump's friend, Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, a war criminal, in Putin's quest to destroy Ukraine and its people. The latest outrage is that the Trump administration has ended the tracking of kidnapped Ukrainian children in Russia. According to the New York Times, Democratic and Republican lawmakers have sent a letter to Secretary of State Marco Rubio asking whether a data base on thousands of children has been deleted.
Meanwhile, the Trump administration is also waging economic war against my country, Canada, threatening to make it, in Trump's words, "the 51st state." Trump also wants to add Greenland to his imperial conquests. Never mind that Greenland is an autonomous territory of Denmark and that Greenlanders do not want to become part of the United States. King Donald feels no need to consult the people of sovereign jurisdictions. He doesn't care what they think.
Donald Trump is a one-man wrecking crew. He is determined to impose tariffs. His tariffs will create an unnecessary trade war, causing recessions and possibly a worldwide depression. He doesn't care about ordinary Americans or people in other countries. He has no empathy for the suffering his policies will cause. He only cares about making life better for himself and his billionaire friends.
On July 4, 1776, the Declaration of Independence was ratified by the 2nd Continental Congress, establishing the United States of America. The new republic rejected the idea of monarchy, Now, almost 250 years later, the U.S. has a president who considers himself a king.. Trump even has a court jester. Elon Musk, the wealthiest person in the world, who stands beside the king's throne. Nobody elected Musk to anything. Despite his great wealth, Musk's job is to slash government programs which actually help the poor and the downtrodden.
Poor Elon doesn't understand why people aren't purchasing his Tesla cars. He complains that they are being mean to him. Never fear, though. King Donald has came to his dear friend's recuse. The super salesman president has appeared on the White House lawn alongside Musk and a line of shiny Tesla vehicles. Words cannot express how reprehensible and unconscionable it is for the White House lawn to be transformed into a Tesla showroom. Join the resistance. Don't buy a Tesla.
- Joanne
Wednesday, March 12, 2025
Americans, send me emails of support for Canada!
Hey America
In the name of decency, I appeal to you to support your northern neighbour as it faces an existential threat from Donald Trump and his followers. How would you feel if another country treated you the way Trump is treating us? Canada has done absolutely nothing to deserve this. It's a slap in the face to a good friend. and it hurts. It stings.
The majority of us, including myself, have relatives and friends who live in the United States. We want to be America's ally, but we do not want to be part of the U.S. America must respect our sovereignty. We should have a say in our future. I can tell you without hesitation, if a referendum were held, Canadians would overwhelmingly reject a merger with the U.S. We are just different. We have a parliamentary system of government, and we don't have a deep distrust of that government. Most of us prefer sensible gun control laws and we don't want automatic weapons. We have a French-speaking province and we have two official languages.
Let me remind you that, along with your country and others, Canada helped fight the scourge of Nazism. We have always been by your side. In 1979, it was Canada that played a central role in rescuing six American hostages in Iran. The late Ken Taylor, then the Canadian ambassador to Iran, was instrumental in saving the hostages.
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Ken Taylor |
In 2001, during the 9/11 terrorist attacks, it was Canada that provided a safe haven for almost 7,000 stranded airline passengers, many of them American. The good people of Gander, Newfoundland welcomed them with open arms. There is a wonderful musical called Come From Away based on what happened during that crisis.
America, please send me emails of affirmation. Let me see how much you care. Restore my faith in the decency of the American people. Let me know how appalled you are that Trump is friendly with Vladimir Putin, and hostile to Canada. Let me know how disgusted you are that the land of the free and the home of the brave is aligning itself with a brutal dictator, a war criminal. Putin does not accept the sovereignty of Ukraine and Trump does not respect the sovereignty of Canada. They are two peas in a pod.
Trump is imposing tariffs in order to destroy Canada's economy. In so doing, he is also hurting the American economy by igniting a trade war. It's a no-win situation. Many Americans will pay the price for Trump's folly. Canada's survival is on the line. We have to stand up to the bully who threatens us.
Trump is driving both Canada and the United States into a recession. He and his billionaire friends certainly don't have to worry about paying their bills and putting food on the table. Trump's buddy, Elon Musk. the richest man in the world, wants to inflict economic pain. Who elected Musk? Who voted for him? Yet he is behaving as co-president.
On January 20, 2025, when Trump was sworn in as president, he was surrounded by billionaires - Tesla's Musk, Amazon's Jeff Bezos, Meta's Mark Zuckerberg and Google's Sundar Pichai. were all seated at the inaugural platform. Their goal is to further enrich themselves. They don't care if they cut government jobs and make life more difficult for ordinary Americans. Talk about chutzpah!
Sadly, Trump and his billionaire cronies are causing chaos all over the world, at a time when stability is needed. I would like to hear from you. Please email me and lend your support for Canada, the true north strong and free. My grandparents were immigrants from Sicily, Italy. They came to this country for a better life.. They worked hard and raised their children here. As proud Canadian citizens, they instilled in me a sense of pride and gratefulness for this land.
- Joanne